
Josh: “In sleek Celia Yang slacks and a classic DKNY button-down, she’s not afraid to bring a note of ‘Let’s do drinks after work’ to the office.”
Donna: That’s totally untrue, but I do like the sound of it.
There’s no music, no confetti
Crowds don’t cheer, and bells don’t ring
but you’ll know it, I can guarantee
when the right one comes along

Donna: Do you know how many people acquire carpel tunnel syndrome?
Josh: It shouldn’t surprise you to learn that I do not.
Donna: 600,000 Americans a year. Do you have any idea how painful it is?
Josh: Donna, in the scheme of things, who really cares?
*Donna grabs Josh’s ear*
Donna: Do you have any idea how painful it is?
Josh: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
“Every morning he stopped at the St. James Church on Oliver Street and said the same prayer, ‘O Lord, give me health and strength. We’ll steal the rest.’ “